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i`m a big loser what

2009-03-27T21:38:45Z

of it. hi , everybody . i was in here a long time ago . then i was cheryl . i`m such a loser i lost my name and now i`m called febrelise.

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OMG

2009-03-27T21:35:19Z

i have had 2474 people look at me. i feel so drity. some one help me. i don`t like poeple staring at me. its like haveing peepeers peeping at you are some thing like that. stop the madness.

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I'm back...

2009-03-27T21:24:31Z

...and I'm a l00 again!

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147 members

2009-03-27T21:22:09Z

are they all here just to look a the 6 or 7 l00sers who actually post stuff?

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l00iest of the l00s

2008-12-26T11:35:59Z

http://feck.tribe.net/

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WENDY'S RACEWAY

2006-06-24T16:16:17Z

i so miss out on all the fun.

let it be known I'm PISSED at my dad for planning his birthday on raceday :'(

we had to back out of the race at the last fucking minute ARHGH

http://cockeyed.com/pranks/drivethru/drivethru06.shtml

these are my closest friends. can you tell!??!!

p.s.- yes, i am close fucking friends with THE rob cockerham. that'sd right baby.

(p.s.- i have vendow seats at nascar this sunday- asuckas)

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Happy Birthday to One of our best and biggest Losers...Kandi is a big girl today!!!

2006-04-08T21:37:52Z

Happy Birthday...sending good wishes...besides, someone needed to post something here.

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Celebration in order- bottles up! 3/26

2006-03-27T07:23:02Z

A wise and great member of our lil tribe is celebrating his birthday today and needs your help! Wish mr. st00i a merry fucking birthday or whatever :P Here’s to you wtfh, here’s to you until I can’t hold the bottle up any longer- and then some – hell, you’re worth more than celebrations ☺ http://people.tribe.net/wtfh

I'm sorry I can't manage to not fuck up your address :'(

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CALLING ALL LOOS

2006-02-14T04:01:30Z

i had a horrible dream that i had lost my l00iness, but thankfully the gods are gracious. they have fully restored my l00hood, and i can now come back to the fold.

how i have missed yoo sweet l00s!

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I'm finally ready to admit

2006-01-25T01:36:55Z

that I'm a l00 too.

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online dating

2005-11-15T12:36:53Z

My friend placed an ad on match.com and said I should do the same.

Then I realized I had nothing at all to say to make myself interesting.

I have no hobbies, I don't do anything athletic, all I do is go to work and come home and watch TV or watch a DVD.

I don't think I'd even want to date a girl that would lower her standards for me. I don't feel bad about it or wish I had a cool hobby or something because I love being a loser. There is no stress to impress anyone this way.

Yay for losers!

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"Dumbthumping"

2005-10-10T16:17:55Z

"Dumbthumping"
Sung to the tune of "Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba

We'll be crying when we're losing
We'll be crying~

I get knocked down, I don't get up again
You're always gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, I don't get up again
You're always gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, I don't get up again
You're always gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, I don't get up again
You're always gonna keep me down

I should commit suicide
I should commit suicide

He drinks a toxin drink
He drinks an arsenic drink
He drinks a strychnine drink
He drinks a nitric drink
He sings the songs that remind him of the bad times
He sings the songs that remind him of the worse times

Oh, depressed boy, depressed boy, depressed boy...

I get knocked down, I don't get up again
You're always gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, I don't get up again
You're always gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, I don't get up again
You're always gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, I don't get up again
You're always gonna keep me down

I should commit suicide
I should commit suicide

He drinks a toxin drink
He drinks an arsenic drink
He drinks a strychnine drink
He drinks a nitric drink
He sings the songs that remind him of the bad times
He sings the songs that remind him of the worse times

Do cry for me next door neighbor...
I get knocked down, I don't get up again
You're always gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, I don't get up again
You're always gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, I don't get up again
You're always gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, I don't get up again
You're always gonna keep me down

*Solo* (verse)

I get knocked down, I don't get up again
You're always gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, I don't get up again
You're always gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, I don't get up again
You're always gonna keep me down ...

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kill me now

2005-09-27T15:45:42Z

Today I had a date with a girl that I had been wanting to go out with for a long time.
I'm driving to Hollywood to go meet her and I get pulled over by a cop on a motorcycle for having no seatbelt on. Even though I had it on earlier on just took it off 5 minutes before that.
So now I'm ten minutes late and I call her cell phone and it's not her cell phone. It's her home # so I can't get ahold of her.
Then it takes me 10 minutes to parking and they rape you by charging $2 every 15 minutes.
Then by the time I get to where I'm supposed to be I'm 25 minutes late and she is gone.
I am suck a fucking loser.

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121

2005-06-20T08:47:22Z

yeah, it's been a while since i've checked into this cheap ass tribe - 121 entries by you losers. anyway, just thought of y'all cause i just got FIRED! so who's the loser now?

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Old girlfriend

2005-06-19T23:15:04Z

Nothing makes me feel more empty and worthless then seeing an old g/f with her new guy. I feel like a Big Loser so I had to post in here even though it seems like only 2 people besides me read this tribe anymore.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY KANDI L00

2005-04-08T08:49:44Z

Well, the title sums it up, it's Kandi's birthday, so for today, she is queen of the l00s, but not a l00 at all!

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Loser without a tribe

2005-03-29T19:39:19Z

I am sick of having to resort to looking at my other tribes and pretending I am less of a loser then I really am. I want to talk to other losers, damnit.

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not again.

2005-03-15T14:33:55Z

today is my birthday.

not much else to talk about.

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The Perks Of Loserhood

2005-02-23T09:26:23Z

If one can arrange a situation in which people feel they must hire you, but that you're too much of a loser to be trusted with doing any real work, then, while all the slaves suffer at their desks, the loser, while living on subsistence wages, can have the most carefree life, and hence be less prone to smoking, alcoholism and over-eating as compensation for work misery. Hence, the loser may outlive the winner by decades. Winners sometimes are so useful that they end up getting used up, enslaved and finally imprisoned in a stressful winner environment. It may be that the gods, who I mostly feel are denying me the goodies in life, may have, without my knowing it, by denying me these things, been actually saving me from the hell of winnerdom.

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My Picture

2005-02-23T09:18:47Z

I'm such a looser, I can't even figure out how to put a picuture on my bio. I somehow ended up with a bird and I have no idea where it came from. Just felt like sharing...

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L00ser bad habits

2005-02-21T13:40:02Z

I like to flush the toilet before I'm done peeing thinking I'll be done by the time it stops but that doesn't always happen and then I got to flush again.

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Happy VD l00s!

2005-02-15T23:30:42Z

a big sloppy slobbery l00 kiss to y00!

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are you a l00?

2005-02-13T20:35:40Z

am i the only l00 here on a saturday night?

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All My Life

2005-02-04T23:24:21Z

All my life I've been searching for something. Something never comes never leads to nothing. Nothing satisfies but I'm getting close. closer to the prize at the end of the rope. all night long I dream of the day. then it comes along and it's taken away. it leaves me with the feeling that I fear the most. I feel it come alive when I see your ghost.

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best day ever

2005-02-04T22:43:01Z

Today I finally won Star Wars: Knights of The Old Republic on ebay after being outbid about 20 times.

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weekend

2005-01-31T22:03:40Z

I watched Lord of the Rings three times this weekend. I read all the books when I was about 12 so the movies are extra cool to me because they bring back fond memories of when I was just a young l00ser. I would be alone in my room reading every book about elves and wizards and orcs I could get my hands on. I wish I lived in a fantasy world, I know I wouldn't be such a l00ser then. I would be one step ahead of everyone since I have already prepared myself to live in a fantasy world and would know things. I would learn spells and would be a good swordfighter, I'd be part warrior and part wizard, I'd kick ass. All the girls who blew me off, all the guys who were a dick to me, they would all be sorry. I wouldn't do anything to them or anything, but I wouldn't help them either. They would probably all be captured by trolls or goblins or something and beg for me to help them (since I'd be a kick ass warrior/wizard), but I'd gently remind them that they had a chance to be my friend a long time ago. Then they would all be sorry and beg to know me better, of course, I might free some of the chicks just for a quick thrill ride but if they stepped out of line they might end up right back with the goblins.
Yes, life would be sweet if the world was more like a fantasy world. I am not telling anyone what to do, but if you ever meet me you might what to think twice before you brush me off as a pathetic l00ser. You never know.

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Las Vegas Is For Losers

2005-01-26T20:49:17Z

Hope to see you all on my 4-day tour of Las Vegas. I'll expect all the white trash to be out in full force. Feb. 7th through 10th. I won't gamble though; I'm only going to see the architectural wonders. The reason I won't gamble is because losers lose.

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Big Loser Saturday Morning Coffee

2005-01-25T14:48:48Z

Wow! I was on a winning streak there, but woke up today right down in the middle of solid loserhood. None of the playa chicks I was giving backrubs will call since they've not exhausted their supply of real men yet. One did call actually and threatened to set up a date, which she then backed out on, but then again, she's having to go get checked for cancer next week. (So I'm such a loser this week that only the potentially dying will call me. How is that for sucky!)

Then there was this one playa gal who calls me only when all other interesting guys cancel on her, (she doesn't know I know exactly how she does this), then invites me to a movie. (She limits me to movies only these days so that there's no chance of an intimate conversation nor any hope of really hanging out. So I'm only good in the sense that she's such a winner that she just can't get the concept of having to see a movie alone during the once-in-four-month event that her schedule gets screwed up due to a cancellation.

Dammit! I'm just on everyone's Z-List again. (Here's a new loser term I made up, "Z-Listing". That's where a person won't give up contact with you because there are some really desperate times when they need you for very practical purposes and have no romantic interest whatsoever, but semi-fake like they do to get favors, but they used to be real friends who at least thought you were cute. When this happens to me and others I know, I say that they got Z-Listed.)

My new listing terminology:

A-List: The guys or gals who people keep very close to by cellphone because they're really sexy or really rich and thereby represent a solid social promotion.

B-List: People who are best friends, very close family members and even lovers one is holding onto until a really hot opportunity comes along.

C-List: All the important people are tied up at once, so one calls these folks who are just fine people, nothing wrong with them, but there's just no action of any exciting sort, and no strong political capital like one has with family and such.

D-List: Then, should a winner find that the weekend is a total disaster, and they're on a bit of a losing streak themselves, they will call their D-List folks. D-List people are the people winners call in these situations, and they get their needs met and a social and emotional crisis is averted, however afterwards they suffer from a bit of nausea and shame at having sunk so low as to call that person.

Z-List: These are the folks who've been written off, almost altogether. The winner calls these people twice a year to borrow money, or when they need to vent some really embarrassing problem that they don't want anyone who is really in their life to know about. They can get the cash or vent the embarrassing shit and then get out of there and try to forget they know the person. They even go so far as to delete the number from their cellphone list so they don't have to be reminded of the unpleasant thought that they need this person on extremely rare occasions. So that in the say once-in-two-year occasion they need to call the person they've Z-Listed, they must look the number up in the phone book. By the way, you know you're on the Z-List when once a year you talk to this person, maybe meeting them in the street accidentally, or at a party accidentally, and each year, even though you've known them ten years, they ask for your e-mail and phone number and street address, since they throw the number out each year and hope they don't have to call back. But then when they run into you, they realize they shouldn't lose track altogether. After all, if they're thin and rich now, they could be poor and fat and insane later, in which case, suddenly, they'll fall in love with you, but not while they have even one scrap of game going at all.

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Financial Loserhood

2005-01-13T02:04:30Z

Again my entire stock portfolio is worth less than $500.

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Futher Clarification

2005-01-07T10:19:59Z

Okay, what about this. I was struggling with my membership in BL because things had been going so great. But could a big loser, (and I even think this could fit within the dictionary definition), be a person who is currently doing well but HAD suffered big losses and remembers them with dread? And further, what about a person who was doing well now, but had suffered a zillion defeats and would not at all be surprised if a zillion more awaited?

Here's a recent one. I broke the rules and I made a fake profile, a guy who had little to say for himself except a single mooning butt shot. And so I put this guy on my friends list, although though there never was a Moon Lee. It was a fictional character, and I thought everyone in the tribe would see that it was the sort of thing that I'd make up and therefore laugh, especially since the hostess of the tribe is fond of putting up butt shots all the time of herself. Okay, so when Moon Lee writes her and says, "Could I join your most exclusinve Tribe?" she not only refuses him, but then finds he is on my friends list and figured I made the referral, and therefore she tosses me out of the tribe and then claims that I've hurt her feelings by letting others know about her Tribe, which I had no idea she was keeping secret, because she never told me. And so the curious case of Moon Lee goes on.

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Loser Entertainment

2005-01-07T04:50:03Z

It's a rainy day in lala land and I'm getting the cats stoned on catnip. In what truly loser ways do you entertain yourself?

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sometimes i....

2005-01-05T08:00:27Z

daydream that I'm a host of my own late night talk show and I picture myself behind a desk looking to my side at my band leader much like how david letterman or conan o-brian, or jay leno does...
and I talk about diffrent celebraties and give my opinoin on their behaviours or I talk about promoting some of the musical bands i'm into and would like to impress on others.
am i strange?

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Happy new year!

2005-01-03T01:31:04Z

Happy new year my fellow losers around the world! Only -5:45 hours until target 2005!!!!!

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Loser Low

2005-01-02T20:28:32Z

Tonight I checked in on this free dating site that I signed up for about a year ago . I just found out that people rate your picture and I got a 4.75 out of 10.

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Medication against loser disease?

2004-12-31T07:52:47Z

what would you recommend? I am so fed up about being a loser....... Am I the case hopeless?

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I need to know... WTF is a 100?

2004-12-17T20:40:29Z

BTW, I'm a bigger loser than all of you put together. Now beat that!

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hey where did that l00 sn00pi picture come from?

2004-12-17T01:25:37Z

that's MEEEEEE!

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I wish...

2004-12-14T13:51:49Z

I wish to tender my resignation as the world's biggest l00. I have finally had the balls to quit my job and am going to work elsewhere at the start of next year.
I am still a l00, but I've just done something to reduce my l00 rating!

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Where have all the l00's gone?

2004-12-08T06:56:46Z

Am I the last of the big losers?

I knew it would come to this one day, all the others would become un-l00,
and I would be left.
alone
l00
forever.

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Accident prone

2004-12-04T23:36:36Z

I already have blisters on my feet from wearing bad shoes and was walking on the sides of my feet and lost my balance and tripped over the corner of my friends rug today and smashed my shins against his coffee table and have two big welts on my shins now. I also write long run-on sentences.

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HAPPY

2004-11-27T22:18:37Z

THANKSGIVING my friendly loo`s.

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I didn't know…

2004-11-20T18:34:17Z

That you people actually were losers. I thought it was some kind elaborate joke in which everybody here was cool and ironic. I guess not. Anyway have fun being losers. Laters!

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we`re

2004-11-19T05:05:49Z

such losers that we don`t even have anything to post.
now thats sad.

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WTFH- what the fucking hell

2004-11-14T19:19:05Z

what the fucking hell Wears the fox hat where have you been!?!?!?!?
p00sy have you heard from him? i;'ve been searching and don't ever see him online anymore :( it's been over a week with no word from him and to be honest i'm a lil worried and although i been way too busy i still have the time to miss my st00idude :(

If anybody knows his whereabouts it'd be nice to be informed :) thanks

-♥ teh sugal0samunki

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gubber

2004-11-10T20:43:39Z

ha you`ve been had.
we all no you looked to see a gubber. hehehehe
you gubber lover.
thats what you get for looking. you loo.

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BORINGGGGGGG

2004-11-06T20:51:30Z

thats what happens to a big old looers like me.
life some times sucks.
use to come to tribe to have a little fun.
but its now died.
no more fun.

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i`m making

2004-11-06T00:22:37Z

some dust into real bunnies. yaaaaaaaaaa
nothing like the best of life.yaaaa

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Fuck

2004-11-03T22:27:55Z

That is all.

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late

2004-11-01T03:26:37Z

it is 8:18. i think i have to be somewhere at 8:30, the west side. maybe i just have to leave at 8:30.

either way, i am late.

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orkut

2004-11-01T03:15:58Z

i KNOW one of you losers is also wasting valuable life on orkut- you know who you are and i'm a psthetic waste of oxygen so please invite me to join as well :-[ sugamunki@gmail.com

*kisses feet*

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Friday night loser

2004-11-01T03:09:14Z

Yes, that's me. Home alone on a Friday. . . losing. . .

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Loser for life (LFL)

2004-11-01T03:05:09Z

Why is dating so screwed up for a loser like me? I went to a movie with another loser and nothing happened. I thought being that she also has loser quality’s it would be all good. NOT! I think I will just crawl back in my loser hole and let all things good pass me over. What was I thinking, this loser will have no love.

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flu

2004-11-01T02:58:14Z

i think i got it

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i accidentally

2004-11-01T02:56:00Z

voted for Bush when i selected a "bush" coffee cup at the 7-11 this morning.

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cream o' wheat

2004-11-01T02:51:10Z

is my favorite cereal when i have a sore throat

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ok GODDAMNIT

2004-11-01T02:47:50Z

i`m a looers . a big big damn looer.

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http://www.helpjessica.com/

2004-10-28T01:04:59Z

Hey guys- we know i am not a spammer and don't typically run ads to promote you lazy asses help ;) but this seems like an easy cause to get a fix for. We need your help.
If you have time to play online then you have time to write a letter to a congressman. Basically this is a mentally handicapped 14 year old who's fatehr is Australian and mother is American. Australia refuses to let the mother and daughter become citizens to medical costs and America won't let the father become a citizen in America for whatever reasons since his visa expired 4 years ago (i dunno why they can't marry or if they are.... ) Please send a shout out to your congressman or <a href="http://www.house.gov/pitts/service/correspond.htm ">Congressman Pitts</a> apparently has been dealing with the situation. That is all.

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i don't know

2004-10-27T19:08:40Z

which pill i just swallowed... do i try again?

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l00 song for st00i

2004-10-26T20:43:52Z

st00i st00i st00i st00i st00i st00i st00i baby
always got a mouthful of such sweet things to say
st00i st00i st00i st00i st00i st00i st00i baby
st00i's full of sugar and we love him that way

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hey Kandil00p00p00l00

2004-10-22T20:09:17Z

i like st00i, do y00?

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real loser

2004-10-13T12:14:06Z

my sister has to have some tests and possible surgery

yesterday i volunteered to stay overnight and take her to tests this morning. last night i decided i would just drive over in the morning. this morning, i am too late to make it over to her place in time for her to make the appointment. she is driving herself. she did not invite me over to meet her at the doctor or afterwards so we could go to breakfast as we planned.

what a loser i am.

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you're a loser

2004-10-08T17:40:19Z

whoever clicked on this and is right now looking at this, reading this, i just wanted to tell you that you are a big loser.

thang yoo verr mush

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genetic?

2004-10-04T18:47:30Z

Is being a loser genetic?

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Not a loser for a day

2004-09-28T22:38:24Z

I won a bet on Monday night football, so I am not a loser until further notice.

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i love

2004-09-21T18:28:57Z

you all. i know i`m a looser but its nice to know i`m not alone.

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big fucking losers

2004-09-17T21:59:23Z

there are far too many lurking non-losers who don't have the wasted time to spend with their puters on tribe- that's just not right! we need to have a BIG FUCKING L00 tribe for real losers who devote their entire lives and break off any outside puter plans due to being socially inept losers.

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loser names

2004-09-17T17:29:20Z

like *Condaloser Rice*

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oops

2004-09-16T17:39:11Z

thread got deleted. sorry. i a loser what can i say. i could make any new post on it. part of the page was missing. tried
to fix it ,but i did . just deleted it . what i was going to say has now left my mind. so i guess it doesn`t matter.

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Friday Night..

2004-09-12T05:34:30Z

Well Im sitting at home on the computer doing nothing as usual. Can somebody let me know where I can get a a set of balls to approach a women instead of the psycho women approaching me.....I tried ebay with no luck and Amazon is on back order.

Thanks in advance for the help!

mike

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deathwish

2004-09-05T00:25:46Z

You have just been DEATHWISHED Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you. something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00 pm tommorow, it could be anywere.Get ready for the biggest shock in your life. if you break this chain u will be cursed with realtionship problems for the next 10yrs. Send this to 15people in 15mins

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"busy" as code word

2004-09-02T18:16:48Z

Sorry, just need to vent here...

Over the years, I've observed that when someone is interested in another person, there is no such thing as being too busy to find time for that person. Five hundred word e-mails every day, a million questions about my likes and dislikes, two hour phone calls, chatting on AIM past two in the morning...it's truly amazing how much time a person will devote to that promising new face.

I've had women tell me how they have to be up at six AM to get to work, plus two people at the office are out sick and this lady now has to cover for them as well as doing her own workload, plus she's moving house this week and everything has to be in boxes, plus her mother is sick and she needs to visit her tomorrow, but none of that matters. I promise, I'm really not exaggerating here. And hey, I'm not a complete jerk, I truly want to be considerate. I'll be saying "you have so much to do, please get some rest, it's cool" but she won't take that for an answer, no matter how much she has to do.

Then all of a sudden, a long silence...and then I get the quick note about how she's so so so sorry, things have just been crazy here lately, she's so busy she hasn't had a chance all week to send a note, she owes me a response and feels really bad about it, but she'll get to it Real Soon Now. Okay, fine, whatever.

This isn't something unique to me, nor is it specific to either gender...lest you think my intent here is to whine about how badly treated I feel by fickle women. This is just something that people do. They decide they're not interested, but they don't want to be "bad people" so they won't be upfront about it. But having had this happen to me four times in the past two months, I'd prefer the brutal honesty.

Here's a tip for future reference: when you tell someone "I'm busy," we already know it means "I don't have time for you anymore," okay? Do you honestly think anyone is fooled?

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Incredible!

2004-08-27T05:09:06Z

In todays mail; an invitation to join the Beverly Hills Country Club. Bwwwahhhh hah hah. I once had to go there for a service organization meeting, I had the valet park my GM-green and rusted '72 Pontiac LeMans. The look on his face was priceless, especially when he turned the key and the exhaust backfired. I wouldn't join any club that would have me as a member.

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Total Loser Saturday Night

2004-08-23T07:41:15Z

I'm fucked. Not even my platonic girlfriends will call me back anymore. I'm such a loser cute women, even after they know I'm harmless and reduced to a sexless nobody, won't even talk to me on a friendship level. I'm really dust now. Saturday, 11PM, and I think maybe my Mom wouldn't even pick up the phone. Even my Mom was avoiding me for about five years till I finally almost left the family, and even then she only agreed to pay more attention to me because the actual announcement that I had left would cause embarrassment among the larger and huge extended family. So now, sadly, my Mom must call every three weeks and pretend to care. Other than that, I have finally reached pariahood.

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wtfh- what the fucking hell :-P

2004-08-21T08:13:41Z

you sleeping in or what?!!? *taps clock*
i waited up for yousies. *k0tf*
night all mah l0ser commrades

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Loser song of the day...

2004-08-18T16:03:07Z

Version I:
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
Guess I'll go eat worms,
Long, thin, slimy ones; Short, fat, juicy ones,
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms.

Down goes the first one, down goes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm.
Up comes the first one, up comes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm.

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Version II
Nobody loves me, everybody hates me
Think I'll go and eat worms
Long ones, short ones, fat ones, thin ones
See how they wriggle and squirm

I bite off the heads, and suck out the juice
And throw the skins away
Nobody knows how fat I grow
On worms three times a day
Ohh...nobody loves me.

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Version III:
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
Think I'll go eat worms.
Big fat juicy ones, Eensie weensy squeensy ones,
See how they wiggle and squirm.

Chomp off their heads and squeeze out the juice
And throw their tails away
Nobody knows how I survive
On worms three times a day.

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Version IV:
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me
I'm goin' down the garden to eat worms
Long thin slimy ones, short fat fuzzy ones
Ooey gooey, ooey gooey worms

Long thin slimy ones slip down easily
Short fat fuzzy ones don't
Short fat fuzzy ones stick to your teeth
And the juice goes slurpin' (slurping noise) down your throat

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Version V:
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
think I'll go eat worms...
big fat juicy ones, little slimy skinny ones,
hope they don't have germs!"

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Creepiness - A Great Loser Trait

2004-08-11T23:07:36Z

The times when I really know I'm a loser is when I make gals feel creepy. If' I'm merely odd or ugly, well that's whatever. But when a gal says I seem creepy, then I know I've sunk to a new low. But I'm at that age. Young guys aren't really creepy. They're jerks or assholes. But middle-age men like me really know how to slyme them.

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Big Loser Dilemna...

2004-08-09T00:46:49Z

OK, I've got a major loser dilemna, and I need help!
It's been a long time since I've been to a wedding (either the full thing, or just the evening reception), but today I got an invite to one. The bride told me a couple of weeks back that she had an invite for me for the eveing reception, just forgot to send it. So I thanked her and said yes, I'd love to go.
Today I got the invite.

Now, they know I'm single, but they put on the invite "<me> + Guest"

So, here's the problem: if I go, I'll be the only single person there in my age range. Yes, there's bound to be single people in their teens, and widows/widowers in their 60s+

The second option is to take someone. And herein lies the next problem. Off the top of my head, I know 4 single women who I could consider asking.
The first one would say yes, and would either spend the evening shouting at me, or trying to get me to marry her (she's been in relationship councilling for 2 years, and her therapist says she needs at least another 2 years before she will be in a position to date, so I found out, rather painfully)
The second one might say yes, but the last time she took me to a party, about an hour into it she decided to get stoned, and collapsed, unconscious in the corner.
The third and fourth ones I know as acquaintances more than close friends, and I believe that either of them would consider me asking them out to a wedding would be me asking them on a first date. And about the only thing I do know is that you don't take someone on a first date to a wedding.

The final option (as far as I can see) is not to go.

What should a loser like me do?

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Friday nite

2004-08-08T07:42:38Z

I'm relieved to have a place to hang out with other date-less losers. Sounds like an oxymoron to me.

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So you think you're a big loser?

2004-08-08T03:02:26Z

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=582&e=1&u=/nm/20040805/wr_nm/tech_yahoo_messages_dc

This is just a warning: don't call someone else a loser on here, without being prepared to stand up in court and prove it.

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Now I See Why

2004-07-28T17:12:14Z

A while back I got a tribe message from a gal, Hallie, who was saying we should get together, and so I wrote back and tried to arrange a date, but then she never responded, like my letter to her was just too, um, loseresque. Then I see she placed an add on the intro tribe page and got 166 views on it. Now how in the heck am I to compete with 166 people for that gal's attention. Oh my self-crated little hells.

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I pay too much - LOSER!

2004-07-23T20:21:11Z

Yeah, I've just found out that I'm a government-recognised loser!
One of the many taxes we pay in the UK is called "Council Tax" - it covers local police, fire, and garbage disposal, along with some other local facilities. Having lived here for 2 years, I just found out today, via a random website, that I could have been claiming 25% discount because I live on my own. This is the equivalent of over $500 a year saving.

LOSER

Thankfully, I phoned the council and they agreed to back date it to April this year, so in reality, I only wasted $750. Or, to put it another way, I am such a LOSER that I gave the greedy people who run this shambles of a country $750 that they didn't deserve!

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I Liked Self-Crated

2004-07-23T10:15:16Z

I guess if anyone were to pack my hells in crates, it should be me. But what if I had an employee who had to do all my shitwork? Then they'd be saying, "Damn, why is it always me who gets stuck crating the hells?"

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I like to put my hands down my pants

2004-07-22T14:29:11Z

and into my panties

and then I fart on them and sniff

it smells all sweet and warm

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i need sex

2004-07-21T15:26:17Z

where I get off too

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My hand is half asleep

2004-07-21T15:20:42Z

Half of my right hand fell asleep a few days ago and won't wake up. My pinky finger and the other finger between it and the middle finger whose common name I object to got no feeling. This is playing hell with my sex life, obviously.

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I DISCOVERED A NEW LOSER CATEGORY!

2004-07-18T20:35:07Z

I hadn't done as many postings lately because I'd run out of ways to express my loserhood, which was only a lack of creativity on my part, since loserhood is literally infinite. Winnerhood is fragile, and even the best winners have, at best, a tentative and emphemeral and delicate hold on their powers of winnerdom. However, loserhood is the vast bulk of the cosmos. Like the planets and stars use up only a billionth of a percent of the room in outer space, and the other 99.9999999999% is all black, freezing, meaningless void. Thus, the void rules. In the same way, winnerhood is just this precious tiny fragment of a flake of a particle of the world. Loserhood stretches out like the vastness of space itself, unconquerable, always having the last say, eternal, omnipotent and final. But I digress.

The new category of loserhood is: Middle-aged guys who are poor or ugly and therefore cannot get laid who delusionally imagine that somehow posting a zillion things on Tribe.Net will somehow land them a skinny, little, tatooed hipster babe, when, in reality, they must spend their lives vainly wanking off, and, instead of dating women their own age, sadly pray to live out their barbie chick fantasies in their minds.

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hi i `m real

2004-07-17T17:40:32Z

loser . had to move and change every thing about my slef just to have a life. it didn`t work.

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freakbaited

2004-07-13T02:03:03Z

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=freakbait&defid=587926

careful looos - wouldn't want you to get freakbaited out of here like i have been...

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I am the big loser!!!!

2004-07-13T01:55:27Z

Hey, I am the big loser!!!!! you dont know what a real loser is!!!!!

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ha ha well

2004-07-12T08:17:54Z

now that i'm a famous loser i don't need you! bye!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=immoderate&r=f

oh fuck - where's my prozac??????????

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loser name analysis tells all, knows all

2004-07-11T04:55:19Z

http://names.blackshell.com/index.pl

what it said about me:

Here's what happens to people who get the name Diana gonna ride.

- You cannot find peace of mind or lasting contentment in anything you do.
- Expression comes easily to you; in fact, you should learn to control it and discipline your expression.
- You are not practical where money matters are concerned, your theory being that money is there to be spent.
- People with problems are drawn to you as they recognize you as one who has understanding. You are constantly surrounded by losers.
- You would be better off if you just put yourself out of your misery.

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it's saturday

2004-07-10T02:22:09Z

enough said...
loser tonigth...

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000000000000000000000000000000this comp0ute0r 00i0s 000going 0000cr0a0zy00000!00000000000

2004-07-10T00:39:56Z

0000000000000000IT WON'T STOP DOING THESE . . . oh, there. it seems to have stopped. whew!00000000000000000000OH NO! THERE IT . . . 000000000000000000000000000000 STOP! wait. i think it has stopped again. i hope. yes?

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such a loo

2004-07-08T01:56:50Z

while tribe was out, i didn't know what to do with myself

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ahem

2004-07-07T06:20:22Z

"it might be performance art, but what with her whining posts to big losers"

http://www.tribe.net/tribe/servlet/template/pub%2Ctribes%2CViewThread.vm?threadid=33e4311e-bbc2-4be3-bd13-6c1dbe83714d&tribeid=2b971a8f-a3b0-49d0-b8cd-bb0f1a33f85a

if i can't whine here, where can i whine? please someone explain?

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would you take care of this kind of loser?

2004-07-06T15:09:55Z

I guess you won't........... but do i mistake?

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Thunderstorm time!

2004-07-06T15:02:29Z

God of thunder had a big fit of rage.... Today we had two very bad thunderstorms in my home town.... It was raining a lot in here and big lightning and thunder..... Do anyone of you like storms? You would love today's storm..... But now they are heading into north, to Lapland.........

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Loser Haiku

2004-07-06T00:45:28Z

Saturday morning
I'm not wearing any pants
It must be Sunday

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d00t d00t

2004-07-06T00:15:49Z

http://www.tribe.net/tribe/servlet/template/pub%2CViewPhoto.vm/context/tribe?page=5&currentoffset=25&parentid=aa2f4a43-721c-4ded-b2a8-13be0bd4ca66

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happy 4th/fear the wobblies

2004-07-05T17:51:09Z

my old friend jimmy johnson sent me this lil reminder this morning. sigh. i miss jimmy. anyone remember the henry earl tribe? that was his. he has the true loser-love...

Fear the Wobblies,
or;
Celebrating Independence Day as it was Intended

   It's that time of year again. The Fourth of July, that historic date when the Founding Fathers declared independence from Britain. Six of the thirteen colonies allowed all white males, and only white males, to vote. The other seven had significant property requirements that disqualified a large percentage of white males from voting making for a real election by and for the aristocracy. That the nation was founded with such limited suffrage might surprise some people, but not many. It's also fairly common knowledge that the United States was founded on two genocides [actually hundreds but for the sake of brevity I'm grouping, criminally I admit, all Native Americans and all Africans into just two groups]. None of that is really news at all. What some folks don't know is why people that the date should have no meaning for celebrate the Fourth of July. If you weren't a landed white male in most states in 1776, you couldn't vote. Independence from Britain meant nothing to you. Why then, the hoopla over the 4th of July?

  The rising influence of organized labor from the 1880's was clearly a cause for alarm amongst the American economic elite. During the second rise of organized labor the National Association of Manufacturers would refer with great concern to the "hazard facing industrialists" because of the "newly realized political power of the masses".   Probably the most significant labor action up to that time, the Lawrence Strike of 1912 advanced the rights of "unskilled workers" and made a real threat to capital. Mainstream commentators at the time were amazed that the "dull mentality" of the workers could rise to successfully fight the factory owners.

No time was wasted by [Industrial Workers of the World organizer Joseph] Ettor in mere organization. His plan of campaign was, first to weld the factions tightly together, then win the victory, and then organize permanently. To unite those conflicting racial antagonisms into a single bond of brotherhood was no small job for any man to do, yet Ettor did it! Make a note of the man who could come as a stranger into that polyglot chaos, and transform it. He knew that misery makes strange bed-fellows, and that hearts are welded by suffering endured together...Tactically he outpointed the mill agents.

   Facing a fight that could not be won by the old standby of violent repression, it was necessary for industrialists to find alternate means by which they could control their workforces. With this in mind the previously struggling Americanization Movement started receiving support from both industrialists and the American government. The Americanization Movement "offered a program which would solve the problem of the immigrant with the least disturbance to the economic and political life of the nation; a program which would not result in the loss of an exceedingly valuable labour supply to America."   Thus the dangerous immigrant could be controlled and industrialists could keep the remarkable bargain that was the American worker. The largest of the Americanization organizations was the Committee for Immigrants in America (CIA) chaired by railroad and mining baron Frank Trumbull. With funds and personnel from the CIA, the Federal Bureau of Education (FBE) took charge of the Americanization Movement setting up the Division of Immigrant Education.   Despite this official recognition from the government, something was missing to make Americanization effective leaving the wealthy vulnerable to the collective power of a "dull mentality" organized.

  The lynchpin in the Americanization wheel came with outbreak of World War I. Much as the recent American military activities have blanketed immigrants with suspicion and oppression, the immigrant communities of 1915 were much ostracized and portrayed as subversive, threatening and of course, un-American. Wrapping patriotism around an anti-labor crusade allowed industrialists like Vincent Astor and Felix Warburg to extend the Americanization Movement to envelop the entirety of the workforce with Americanized values. To this effect the CIA formed the National Americanization Day Committee (NADC) in 1915. The NADC (chaired by Frank Trumbull) began planning a program for Americanization Day for the Fourth of July, 1915.

On July 4, 1915, about 150 cities across the country took part in a National Americanization Day promoted and coordinated by [Frances] Kellor. In Pittsburgh, an audience of 10,000 immigrants listened to 1,000 children sing patriotic songs and form a giant American flag. In Indianapolis, recently naturalized citizens gave speeches in 11 languages on the duties of citizenship.

   Far from being detached from the machinations of private power President Woodrow Wilson joined in, giving a speech at an induction ceremony in Philadelphia. The success of the event led to the America First campaign kicked off in October, 1915. The NADC, having changed its name to the National Americanization Committee (NAC) began preparing information packets, advertisements and circulars to be distributed. With the FBE being funded and operated by private sources the NAC and other groups had the official backing of the government in a campaign that in the year 1916 "distributed a vast amount of promotional material, including almost 100 000 circulars, newsletters schedules of standards and syllabuses and 29 400 news releases."

  April, 1917 brought the United States' entry into World War One. Direct American involvement in the war meant an uncommon opportunity to stoke the flames of patriotism even higher thus 1917 brought the Americanization movement groups like the Committee on Industrial Engineering (chairman, Frank Trumbull) and the National Committee on Patriotic Literature (can you guess who chaired it?). The latter produced over two million copies of booklets, flag posters and other propaganda to be distributed primarily to immigrant communities. One year after America's entry into WWI, the Federal Bureau of Education arranged a conference to equate Americanization fully with the war effort. The committee representing the conference drew up bills for Congress to approve giving the FBE the support to dramatically increase Americanization. 1918 brought another interesting development to the Americanization drive, the change of name for the celebrations on July 4th. President Wilson agreed with the change and thus the official national celebration of Independence Day was born.

  The elite interests that directed the Americanization effort found patriotism and national security convenient ways to fight organized labor. The actions were not at all unlike the 2002 invocation of the Taft-Hartley Act against the ILWU in the name of national security with Donald Rumsfeld stating that the dispute was hindering "the department's ability to prosecute the global war on terrorism."   The Independence desired by the Americanizers was not one of democracy, freedom or brotherhood. Their cause was one of destroying radical unionism and keeping workers In-Dependence of their exploiting wage system. The federal government adopting the Americanization movement socialized the costs of suppression unions and made the workers themselves pay for their own oppression. The bitter irony of that has been repeated every time Congress or the President pass/sign anti-worker legislation. With the type of Independence proselytized by Frank Trumbull, Woodrow Wilson and others it's amazing the workers have even the little rights that we do have. That we have any rights in the face of a massive private and governmental onslaught (not to mention the, being very generous here, poor leadership of the major unions) is as good a compliment as can be paid to workers and our resistance to attacks on our dignity. Remember what exactly it is that people are celebrating today when they're waving their flags and waiving their rights. People are celebrating their own oppression (unless you own a yacht, in which case you are probably making money off the celebration and laughing with spasmodic glee at the irony). Yet through this the progressive movements in the United States and worldwide have persisted and even grown. The globalized (in the best possible sense of the word) movements for social justice and against militarism were recognized by the New York Times as a "second superpower."   I don't like that term though, it smacks of the militarist histories that the major powers have. What would be much more appropriate would be for us to finally start paying attention to the lesson that Haiti tried to teach the world in 1990. Against a candidate backed by the US, a metaphor for revolution was born in the poorest districts of Port-au-Prince. Alone we are weak, together we are a flood. We are Lavalas. Enjoy your day.

JJ

(the footnotes may or may not appear in the document above)
Albuquerque League of Women Voters Website. The total percentage of white males with suffrage in 1776 was somewhere between 60-80 according to most colonial historians. According to the 1790 census then somewhere between about 484,000-646,000 (12-16%) of a population of 3,893,874 had the right to vote.
Chomsky, Noam (1989) Necessary Illusions, South End Press, Boston. Quoting from a 1938 publication from the National Association of Manufacturers
Deland, Lorin F. (1912) The Lawrence Strike: A Study, The Atlantic Monthly, Boston
Hartmann, E.G. (1948) The Movement to Americanize the Immigrant, Columbia University Press, New York from Carey, Alex (1995) Taking the Risk out of Democracy, University of Illinois Press, Chicago
Carey, Alex (1995) Taking the Risk out of Democracy, University of Illinois Press, Chicago. Please read this book.
Miller, John J. (1997), Miss Americanizer: Frances Kellor, Policy Review: The Journal of American Citizenship, May-June 1997. Other sources quote the number of participating cities as low as 107.
Carey, Alex (1995) Taking the Risk out of Democracy, University of Illinois Press, Chicago
"Bush Gets Court to Reopen Ports", (10/9/2002) San Francisco Chronicle
Tyler, Patrick E. "A New Power in the Streets, (2/17/2003) New York Times

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